I am stoned. Part I.

Now watching the Janet Dickenson Model Agency. Now I'm watching Futurama. I am being a pothead right now. I ate the following today:

• Egg McMuffin
• Hashbrown
• Medium SF Iced Coffee
• Single Venti WMFL
• Pumpkin Cookie
• Swiss, Ham and Turkey Sandwich
• Sun Chips
• Ice cream with chocolate topping...

I took two laxatives. I am in a bad routine. Do I need rehab?